wild & beautiful

SHUT UP! I wear heels bigger than your dick!

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:44:14 -0400

Does your mom know you’re a faggot?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:38:11 -0400

Does your mom know you’re a faggot?

They ain't got nothing on you, baby! <3

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:35:22 -0400

Today was fun !

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:40:30 -0400

April fools day was awesome. Got my babe good, and a couple of other people ;)

I would still love you if you didn't fuck up.

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:15:30 -0400

I find it amusing how people sit and act one way, when they clearly feel another. I know for a fact that you still want things to work out, and I know for a fact that the text message from yesterday was not sent to me by mistake. It’s a little sad how I can read straight through your bullshit. It’s also sad how you can’t just be straight up with how you feel because you don’t want to come off as missing me. So let me just break down a couple of things right quick…for you to understand and for me to get this stupid shit off my mind.

Strike one: I was 100 percent completely real with you about my emotions for you at ALL times. When I loved you, you knew it. When I wanted to break up, you knew it. When I missed you, you knew that as well. You knew exactly how I felt always and you failed to give me that part of you. That was one of the main problems. You want me to express my love but I can’t even tell you gave a fuck.

Strike two: You were sneaky and manipulative, you were completely immature…doing nothing with your life. You were also overly insecure. Your insecurities came out in many different ways. I’m not saying I never gave you a reason to feel ill on certain situations, but for the most part…you were just corny and young minded.

Strike three: You felt as though you could openly disrespect me anytime you wanted. Now, i’m down for the bickering behind closed doors…but you trying to talk harsh shit to me in front of my friends and family? Nah, bro…I don’t get down like that. I’m not going to allow it. You need someone you can control, a high school student…because you are not controlling me. I’m all for the compromise blaze-blah and making shit good, but i’m not willing to work with someone who doesn’t treat me as an equal. Boo, bitch, bye!

When I was so strung out over you I couldn’t understand WHY you couldn’t see the simple things I wanted. All I wanted was to be treated as an equal and for you to be real with me. I cried and got angry and honestly you held me back. I’m so glad someone opened up my eyes to your bullshit. And now I can completely see why you couldn’t understand, you are not on my level. I’m not saying that to sound cocky but literally, you are not on my level. I understand things that you don’t. I know the real reasons behind people’s actions that you don’t. We are on just two different levels. You never tried to better yourself, and was holding me back. Then you go and get into another relationship on our anniversary lol. It did hurt, but i’m so over it now. I would still love you if you didn’t fuck up.

I'm Back!

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:56:35 -0400

Dear Drake,

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:23:48 -0400

Move your body a little in videos, not just your hands :)

Sincerely,
Me

Mexican Jews

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:37:00 -0500

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, “Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?” Al replied, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?” and the waiter said, “I don’t know Senor, I’ll ask the cooks.” He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said “No sir, no Mexican Jews.”

Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, “Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with “Gringos” gave the expected answer, “I will check again,Senor! “ and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Sid said, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico, Our people are scattered everywhere.”

The waiter returned and said “Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews.” “Are you certain?” Al asked once again. “I can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”

“Senor, I ask EVERYONE,” replied the exasperated waiter, “All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews,Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews.”

You took me for granted.

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:18:50 -0500

reasontoexhale:

mzfashion:

aysunshinetm:

babyjaaay:

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Anyone before me was a mistake .. anyone after me is a downgrade ;)

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:18:28 -0500

fuckyeahtravismccoy: fueledbyramen: Travie McCoy will be...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:54:42 -0500

fuckyeahtravismccoy:

fueledbyramen:

Travie McCoy will be shooting the video for his debut single ‘Billionaire’ feat. Bruno Mars this Monday and he’s looking for some people to join him in it. You must be:

at least 18 years old

available the morning of Monday, March 15th

in the Venice, California area

If that’s you, email your name, phone number and a photo of yourself to traviesvideo@gmail.com for more information.

Would you believe me if I told you i'm okay?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:53:06 -0500

And i'll take with me the memories to be my sunshine after the rain.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:58:07 -0500

I hate when a guy wants you, he'll do whatever to get you. Then, when he gets you .. he stops doing the things he used to do.

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:03:23 -0500

(via msz-hu5tlez-xo)

Give me back the Filet-O-Fish. Give me that fish.

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:37:28 -0500

What if it were you hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich you wouldn’t be laughing at all.

Never think anyone isn't capable of something

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:20:04 -0500

It screws you up and in some cases hurts you.

Isn't it funny?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:16:22 -0500

Isn’t it funny when the people who disappoint you the most are the ones who should almost never disappoint you? (ie family) smh

A new breed?

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:23:44 -0500

I noticed dudes have been in touch with their emotions heavy, lately. Even more in tune than I. They’re just so sensitive. Now, I’m not speaking about EVERY guy… but majority of dudes that talk to me are super emotional. Must be something in the water.

I'm in love

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:41:25 -0500

reasontoexhale: miinky: fuckyeahecochic: titosagee: (via...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:23:22 -0500

reasontoexhale:

miinky:

fuckyeahecochic:

titosagee:

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